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2 definitions by Philbert Rhosenburg

 
1.
swamp ass occurs when one with a hairy ass has been sitting in a chair for a long period of time hence causing a large abundance of sweat on the back of your pants so it looks as though you squeeged in your pants.
damn, i have a bad case of swamp ass, the sweat started accumulating about an hour ago, now the wet spot's as big as a fuckin basketball.
by Philbert Rhosenburg March 11, 2004
 
2.
after a savage series of butt sex with a fine female, simply pull your pants down to your ankles and drop a fuckin huge shit on her chest, smear it in, then make her lick your hands and fingers clean
dude, i just eskimo mudpied that bitch.
by Philbert Rhosenburg March 11, 2004