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2 definitions by Phil Kelley

 
1.
A phone I use to call my cellph. Play on words using cell and phone. Also, social commentary on the solipsistic and narcissistic tendencies of the late twentieth and early twenty-first centuries. (See also self phone.
I have a cellph phone so I can call myself.
by Phil Kelley February 16, 2005
 
2.
A phone I use to call myself. Play on word sound cell phone. (See cellph phone.)
That's my self phone. I use it to call myself.
by Phil Kelley February 16, 2005