3 definitions by Peter Schoelch

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The act of secretly and quickly masturbating whilst your parents are home and/or at the grocery store.
"Bye mom, take your time at the grocery store! I'll be fine."
*Mother leaves*
"Heheheh, time to sneak-a-beat!"
by Peter Schoelch November 06, 2007

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To give one an intense facefuck that leaves the victim breathless and in pain for several hours. Because of the severe friction generated by the penis to lip contact, the lips are often left raw and bleeding. Harsh bruising can be found around the chin as balls often hit this area with incredible force.
1. It's time to give chain to that bitch.
2. I gave chain to your mom yesterday.
3. I heard your sister got chain last night.
by Peter Schoelch October 20, 2007

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A name for people who use Ipod earbuds with crappy mp3 players to make it looks as though they are using an ipod.
Me: Hey look, theres an iFraud over there! What a loser.
Some other guy: Wow, those iPod earbuds are probably worth more than that mp3 player.
by Peter Schoelch November 01, 2007

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