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3 definitions by Peter Matthewman

 
1.
To perform a wedgie and completely rip the pants off the victim.
I gave him a cosmic wedgie and his arse was bleeding.
by Peter Matthewman May 02, 2005
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2.
wanking in a furious frenzy trying to cum as fast as possible.
I had a massive turbo wank and sprayed my love juice all over.
by Peter Matthewman May 02, 2005
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3.
To go up behind an unaware person, reach between thier legs and grab thier genitals. The victim can sometimes be goosed so hard they can be lifted in the air.
I goosed the bastard so hard he squeeled in pain begging me to let go.
by Peter Matthewman May 02, 2005
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