Peter Crammer's definitions

Lisa Beaver

Lease-a-beaver = female prostitute.

Jack Hoffa turned into a Peter Boyle after he hired a Lisa Beaver.

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

squart

When a man squirts a quart of cum!

I gave that cumpire a squart an' she swallowed every drop!

by Peter Crammer August 7, 2006

Mike Hunt

(1) In prison, one's bitch.

(2) In the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE films, Ethan Hunt's brother.

(1) Hey, Bubba, leave Mike Hunt alone! I don't mess with your bitches!

(2) TOM CRUISE (as Ethan Hunt): Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother! If you don't tell me where he is, I'll blow your fucking head off!

(Confused foreigners argue about what Ethan is saying)

by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006

Nantuckian

A super well-endowed man, and/or autofellatio.

I have gym with Big John, so my sister asked me if he was a Nantuckian. And I said, "Well, it hangs below his towel".

by Peter Crammer July 2, 2006

orgyanal

A fun way to say and spell "original".

"Hmmm, Jerkin's Lotion, orgyanal scent. Sounds great!"

by Peter Crammer August 2, 2006

quarterpounder

An extremely inexpensive prostitue.

Oh my god! That Melissa chick down the street sucked the cum right outta me last night for just $5. What a quarterpounder!

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

Milk Shake

(1) Male ejaculate.

(2) The milk jugs as they jiggle,
while the booty does it's wiggle.

Hey, Baby! You want a large fry to go with that Milk Shake?

by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006