Peter Crammer's definitions

teen-up

An 18 or 19 year old. A teenage grown-up.

Larry: Godamn she's hot! Is she of age?

Jerry: Hell yeah; she's a teen-up bro'; go for it!

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

Lisa Cunt

A very expensive call girl.

I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

inos

"eye-nuss". On a man, this is the area between the anus and the penis.

She sucked my penis, and ticklicked my balls and my inos. Thankfully, she stayed away from my anus.

by Peter Crammer May 31, 2006

Mike Hunt

(1) In prison, one's bitch.

(2) In the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE films, Ethan Hunt's brother.

(1) Hey, Bubba, leave Mike Hunt alone! I don't mess with your bitches!

(2) TOM CRUISE (as Ethan Hunt): Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother! If you don't tell me where he is, I'll blow your fucking head off!

(Confused foreigners argue about what Ethan is saying)

by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006

Nantuckian

A super well-endowed man, and/or autofellatio.

I have gym with Big John, so my sister asked me if he was a Nantuckian. And I said, "Well, it hangs below his towel".

by Peter Crammer July 2, 2006

orgyanal

A fun way to say and spell "original".

"Hmmm, Jerkin's Lotion, orgyanal scent. Sounds great!"

by Peter Crammer August 2, 2006

quarterpounder

An extremely inexpensive prostitue.

Oh my god! That Melissa chick down the street sucked the cum right outta me last night for just $5. What a quarterpounder!

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006