Peter Crammer's definitions

Lisa Beaver

Lease-a-beaver = female prostitute.

Jack Hoffa turned into a Peter Boyle after he hired a Lisa Beaver.

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

Milk Shake

(1) Male ejaculate.

(2) The milk jugs as they jiggle,
while the booty does it's wiggle.

Hey, Baby! You want a large fry to go with that Milk Shake?

by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006

Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?

When you work at a fast food restaurant, if a foxy chick orders a milkshake, you are supposed to ask, "Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?"

"Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?" means "Would you like me to cram my peter into that sexy little body of yours?"

by Peter Crammer August 1, 2006

Lisa Cunt

A very expensive call girl.

I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

Nantuckian

A super well-endowed man, and/or autofellatio.

I have gym with Big John, so my sister asked me if he was a Nantuckian. And I said, "Well, it hangs below his towel".

by Peter Crammer July 2, 2006

quarterpounder

An extremely inexpensive prostitue.

Oh my god! That Melissa chick down the street sucked the cum right outta me last night for just $5. What a quarterpounder!

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

orgyanal

A fun way to say and spell "original".

"Hmmm, Jerkin's Lotion, orgyanal scent. Sounds great!"

by Peter Crammer August 2, 2006