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1 definition by Patrick Home

 
1.
-Noun

The fetishistic 20th/21st century branding of food choice and variety as a substitute for genuine liberty.
Agriporn is:

Food television channels.
Food magazines.
Novelty aprons.
Wine tasting holidays.
Restaurant guides.
Bread sticks.
Most of Western civilization.
Fat women with high self-esteem.
Thin men with low self-esteem.
by Patrick Home February 21, 2011