Is equal to nothing, because nothing can match the presence of Ryan Halvorson. Ryan Halvorson is an elusive creature whom the majority of the human race will never have the pleasure to meet. The creature stands an impressive 6 feet and 3 inches, has brown hair, brown eyes, and wears a size 13 shoe.
The existence of this fantastic creature is controversial and is cause for much heated debate in the scientific community. For those who have met the beast, it is said to be an incredible experience. "Such an experience cannot be described in mere words" said one witness.
You will know if you have met the Ryan Halvorson if; 1.You were so completely awe-struck that you were unable to think clearly. 2. The encounter "shattered your entire universe" or 3. You were unable to handle the capacity of awesomeness and spontaneously combusted.
Beware: The Ryan Halvorson is; dangerous, bad, ninja-like, and completely, most for suredly the most amazingly awesome person you have ever met. Ever.