- An obese female ogre that in mythological stories had a frequent tendency to eat babies. The ogre, most famously known as "Lea Lovell" has become a modern day "big foot" as many sightings have been reported of it in the tri-state area. It is currently believed that Lea Lovell is residing somewhere in Ithaca, New York. Many have speculated that she is currently blending by going to a university and becoming educated in order to get closer to the infants.
Frank:"Hey John did you hear about the fat monster that was seen walking around in the woods today?"