1 definition by Office Smartass

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Someone who comes at you like a spider monkey in regards to the most trivial subject and makes a mountain out of a mole hill. He makes himself look like an ass and a social outcast while trying to degrade you publicly in front of an audience, especially at work.
Roy: Brian, you stole the creamer from the office fridge. Who do you think you are?
Brian: Roy, seriously, you are a weirdo
Roy: What did you call me? What? A what?
Brian: Sound it out: Weer-doughhhhhh, get it?
by Office Smartass November 01, 2012

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