2 definitions by OG: Original Gheyboy

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-noun (n. klit- spĭt)

The presence or abundance of clear, watery fluid that seeps from sexually excited vaginas; commonly known as female ejaculate. Originally termed by a European philosopher in the middle-ages, the word was coined by a modern day emo in the early 2000’s. Derived from the Latin cliturus spiturus.

The idea of clit spit has long been shunned from the scientific and medical communities but it’s not like they would know because they never get laid anyways. It is even frequently taught in educational facilities to be only a legend.

The exact means of how clit spitting is achieved is yet unknown to man; though it is believed to be known to several species of dolphin. It is rumored that it can be accomplished through G-gasm or other methods not explainable in plain English. Although not documented, it is said that a Ukrainian girl clit spit using a crude sex toy strapped to a jackhammer.


Clit Spitting
-verb

The act of ejaculating clit spit from a horny pusseh. Mostly unknown to the male species.

Dude 1: "Dude, I had my hand all like in this girl's pants and-"
Dude 2: "WAS THERE ANY CLIT SPIT!?!"
Dude 1: "Nah I'm tellin' you dude, it's only a myth."
Dude 2: "Curse you media....."

Dudette 1: "Seriously I still think it doesn't exist..."
Dudette 2: "You just need to look at more pictures of George Clooney. The clit spit will cum eventually."

Clits spit directly at the will of Chuck Norris.
by OG: Original Gheyboy January 17, 2009

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1) A kneejerk reaction that can only be brought upon by watching this youtube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lurt5FosdB4

2) The only word you can say after your mind was drained from listening to too many hours of Bob Ross' monotone, physcho, child molester tone of voice.

3) Let me find an open book on big ridiculously ordinary Slip & slides
"I'm going to make a happy lighthouse...... I'll put it say, RIGHT HERE!"
"lmfaobobross!"
by OG: Original Gheyboy January 10, 2009

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