The disease of the green frog, based on Kermit the frog from The Muppets. Note: This disease does NOT make the victim as cool as Kermit, it just makes them look and talk like him.
This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.
Kermatitus Infected Person: Put down that muffin!
Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-
Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*