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Whitesville

An actual town about 20 miles away from where I live, the town is small and should be considered a village. The town is in Kentucky, and the town is aptly named because I only seen about 2 black people there each time I visited (About 10 times)
I still cant actually believe Whitesville is an actual town.
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
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Highlander

Highlander Was a documentary, in which, Two guys chopped off a bunch of heads with some swordsmanship you could never use in real life.

The events within, happend in real time.
Highlander was an alright movie - Sir Isaac Newton right after finding out the Universal Law of Gravitation.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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Billy talent

Very good band. Not the best band out there, but still one of the better ones.
Billy Talent rocks. - General Lee the day before his surrender
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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Gladius

A short sword used by the Romans. They liked the hispanic design of swords so much that they adopted it and increased on the design.


The roman gladius was used mainly for stabbing, as their short profile allowed them to glide quickly through the air and penetrate through armor.
There are four known types of gladius's,

Hispaniesis, Mainz, Fulham, Pompeii.

A breakoff design of the mainz type gladius is called the Mainz-Reingonheim.
by Not Zane August 19, 2004
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math class

A cruel and unusual mental torture involving sitting in a class for about an hour, trying to find out why the crap X and Y are such punks.

Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!
Math class made me have multiple fractures in my skull, due to the fact that I slam my head on the desk for my free time during math class, as it is less agonizing than wracking my brain to solve a problem.

Tee hee.
by Not Zane September 15, 2004
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let's blow this popsicle stand!

Legend has it that this term was first coined in the 1940's by a Jamaican named Antoine Cleo. Antoine Cleo believed that filling the area of a popsicle with deadly radiation, could be used against certain countries as biological warfare. He believed that the radiation had certain brainwashing chemicles inside of it and that placing the popsicles at stands at random areas could allow more people to buy the popsicles, thus was his plan for world domination.

However, his plans were soon foiled when a strange cult called the Kindred Spirits (The Cult leader was Later identified as a man named Dushka Deshvky) blew up all the popsicle stands in America, including killing the perpetrator, Antoine Cleo.

"Lets blow this popsicle stand" was then started as an inside joke between 4 teenagers, then it spread throughout the United States, the phrase from then on meant, "Lets get out of here fast, before something bad happends to us."

Now maybe after hearing this, we can walk away a little wiser about what this phrase means.
Source: Evil minds of the 1900's.
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
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Your move

Whenever you deliver a witty remark to someone, and completely burn them, you say "Your move, sir/ma'am"
Some dude: Your mama is so stupid, when she threw a rock at the ground, she missed! Your move, dude.

Some OTHER dude: CHECKMATE sir!
by Not Zane August 3, 2004
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