more on beau... he is approximately 7 feet tall give or take, weighs about nothing, because he's god-like, occasionally makes time for the ladies, and alwayyys wins. did i mention he is multi-talented and plays the drums like a black man raps, very good. he has a dog the size of my left index finger. we call him beau "s." because we humans can simply not pronounce the rest of his name, its higher than us and we'd die trying to say it.
"I can't explain the veranimosity that beau s. displays. he's a motha flippin God, walking amongst mere mortals."