1 definition by Nick W

space bat

A rounded club made of exotic particles, wider at the hitting end. High energy exotic particles are found to exist at the hitting end while smaller lower energy exotic particles are found at the tapered handle end. A space bat is used to alter the shape or move parts of space from one set of euclidean geometric coordinates to another.

That space bat should be able to alter the comets path so it avoids Earth.

by Nick W March 29, 2005