Anon, abbreviated for anonymous.
An anon is found on 4chan, usually the ones described are on /b/, or random.
Yes, anon is the sick bastard that showed you goaste.
Yes, anon is the pervert who thought it'd be funny for you to see 2girls1cup.
Yes, anon is the one that is always willing too add a bit of internet chaos to your day.
Yes, anon does horrible things on the internet, just google 4chan and you will find many results.
But anon is also that misunderstood nice guy.
Anon is the guy you made fun of because you thought it'd be funny to your friends.
Anon is the guy that was best friends with that girl, but never dated because he was too nice.
Anon is the guy that picked up that girl at 4AM because her new boyfriend was a jerk and dropped her off there.
Anon is the guy who endured hours of whining and bitching and provided a shoulder to lean because he wanted to.
Anon is the guy that quiet kid sitting in the back row because no one wanted to sit with him.
Anon is the guy that listened to that girl complain and cry about how there is never any nice guys, yet sitting there disproving her point.
tl;dr, anon is the guy that always finished last, who never got a chance, and never will.
Anon is the unlucky one that got gyped out of happiness.
January 15, 2010