Insectile, subhuman vermin from the Appalachian Mtns. Always drunk, always fighting, always stealing, always racist, always fucking anything that walks on two legs (or more than two legs or less than two legs), always in jail, these are the products of 10 consecutive generations of brother-sister fucking with some barnyard animals thrown in to give their gene pool that extra spice. They can be identified as unbelievably macho, bullying, 300-pound, trailer-living, bingo-playing, Elvis-plate collecting, front-teeth-missing, Walmart-shopping, "y'all"-saying, cowboy-hat-wearing, Camaro-driving, horribly hygiened, Bible-thumping, woman-beating, English-butchering, meth-injecting, beer-guzzling, NASCAR-watching embarrassment to carbon molecules whose only purpose in their obnoxious, protohuman existence is human cockfighting on the Jerry Springer show. They tend to drop out of school at 15 to spawn as many of their filth as they can (often with blood relatives) and because they have the I.Q. of a toilet seat, their banal, quacking conversations (or the noise that passes for them) always revolve around fucking or kicking someone's ass. Nothing else. The rest of their noise is ape-like hooting and hollering (can't tell if it's joy or anger) over whatever childish stimuli their damaged shit-for-brains can detect. They can also be identified by their gallons of cheap beer consumed every morning, always wearing a wife-beater and the old, rusted hulks of cars in their yard and the 40-year-old pickup truck that does run has mud splattered up to the windows and a rag where the gas cap should be. They also consider McDonald's as "going out to dinner."
Aint-it-Cool-News talkbackers, Springer guests, cowboys, country/western musicians and Britney Spears are all white trash.
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