6 definitions by MyLifeIsTwilight

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A sexual orientation possessed by men that describes sexual, romantic, and/or emotional attraction to both women and Taylor Lautner (but not other men). Not to be confused with homo- or bi-sexuality.
Guy 1: "Taylor Lautner is so hot. I'd makeout with that guy."
Guy 2: "Dude. You're gay."
Guy 1: "I'm not gay, I'm taylorlautnersexual."
by MyLifeIsTwilight June 07, 2010

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causing delight as a result of a relation to Taylor Lautner.
Friend 1: What did you think of the New Moon movie?
Friend 2: Well, it was a shitty movie overall, but it was still very delautful.
by MyLifeIsTwilight August 28, 2010

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In competitive policy debate, paperless-atization means to take your old paper debate files and scan and format them such that they can be used in paperless debate.
Debate Coach: "So have you guys done all of your reformatting so that we can switch to paperless next year?"
Debaters: "Oh no, but we'll do all of our paperless-atization this week."
by MyLifeIsTwilight August 16, 2010

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the "nuclear option" of facebook poke wars. consists of posting a series of broken-up, quasi-threatening messages on the profile of the person you are in a facebook poke war with. the goal is to give them so many notifications that they will give up in the war.
*Posted on a facebook profile*
--i am taking the nuclear option--
--for this facebook pokewar--
--which i have, incidentally, just declared.--
-- however i have also--
--decided to take this one all the way--
--up the escalation ladder--
--right at the outset--
--because im cool like that--
-- and i have actually stockpiled a lot of nuclear weapons--
-- so now the choice is yours:--
--you can continue fighting this conflict--
--in vain--
--but just know--
--that this was merely--
--a small, initial first strike--
--a single "nuclear poke"--
--if you will...--
-- to demonstrate my escalation dominance.--
--you have been warned.--
by MyLifeIsTwilight July 30, 2010

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describes the difficulty sleeping caused by reading Twilight books or watching Twilight movies, usually a result of an inability to stop thinking about Twilight.
*Facebook IM Conversation*

-What are you doing up so late?

-I can't sleep. I just saw Eclipse for the second time today. I'm too excited.

-Oh, so you have twisomnia.
by MyLifeIsTwilight July 01, 2010

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used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."
Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."
by MyLifeIsTwilight August 17, 2010

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