Mrs. Heckathorn's definitions

Heckathorn

The shitty last name you get stuck with when giving in and marrying your boyfriend after years of him begging. It would be advised to keep your maiden name, girls. Often leads to misunderstandings and misspellings and it takes forever to sign your name.

Heck-a-thorn, dude. Just like its spelled. Heckathorn is a horrible last name.

by Mrs. Heckathorn September 2, 2009