3 definitions by Mr. Met 1974

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When someone neglects cutting their toenails for so long, their length and color resemble Fritos.
For someone who maintains such a well-groomed appearance, she was shocked to see his fritoes when he took off his socks.
by Mr. Met 1974 November 01, 2009

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The act of cumming on your own face, either on purpose or accidentally.
Person #1: Everything was going great, then she decided to jerk me off and I hit myself right in the face with my own cum.

Person #2: I had no idea you enjoyed youkkake.

Person#1: I don't.
by Mr. Met 1974 March 29, 2010

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Jack Daniel's and Coke with a lime. The combination of alcohol, caffeine and vitamin C is the perfect drink to carry you through an entire weekend in Las Vegas without catching a cold. For the calorie conscious, diet coke will also work. That way you can have more Vegas Juice!
I was completely prepared for my weekend in Vegas. I drank vitamin water for two days before and Vegas juice for the entire trip. I slept two hours a day and feel just fine. Although I don't remember much.
by Mr. Met 1974 July 03, 2012

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