1. The condition "female" is an unfortinate childhood disease, which can be contracted during the time of conception. This disease is incurable and scars its victims for the entirety of their lives both physically and emotionally. Many scientists argue that this disorder is, while unfortinate and disfiguring to the individual, necissary for the survival of the human species as a whole. With this disfigurement the job of creating and raising a child is forced upon the victim, enabling mankind to continue to survive, but ensuring that considerable pain is caused during both the production of the child and the delivery of the child. This also ensures that the victim's hormonal balence is constantly fluxuating and the victim's instincts are warped as to rob the victim of peace of mind which will supposibly return with the production of a child. Experts report the true result of the production of a child is usually a considerable decrease in the physical strength of the victim and an increased hormonal imbalence. How the victims are so easily fooled by this cruel joke of nature is yet undiscovered.
The social effects of this disease include: a percieved weakness of the victim both physically, mentally, and emotionally by both diseased and unharmed humans; a considerable decrease in percieved ability and talent; a decrease in wages and salaries due to the above; a partial loss of identity resulting from marriage.
The physical and mental effects of this disease include (on average): a substantial decrease in intellectual ability resulting from a smaller brain area and weight; physical fraility and weakness resulting from both a decrease in muscle mass and a tendancy to fast; impeding tumor-like growths on the upper torso during puberty; a decreased pleasure during orgasm in comparison to unharmed humans; a tendancy to converse often about meaningless banter; a painful hormonal eruption approximately once per month; stunted growth; and gullibility.
2. Proof that God does have a sense of humor.
1. Don't laugh at her just because she's in High School and still plays with dolls, man. I mean, she's female.
2. Oww...oh, you made this out of my rib, interesting, thanks God...I want my rib back.