When someone unexpectedly tells you that they love you. Usually comes out of the blue when you least expect it and are not prepared to respond.
Dude! Shannon totally dropped the L bomb on me last night!
-- Damn. What did you do?
I said 'I love you too'.
-- You pussy
to have your employment terminated, to be fired
Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.
Sex where the girl's arms and legs are spread as far apart as possible, like a starfish. Legs open wide, arms out, and a very bored look on her face as she rools her eyes and waits for the guy to be done.
While he thought they were having makeup sex, in her mind she had basicly surrendered to giving him silent angry starfish sex
I don't care if all I get outta her is starfish sex
. She ain't nothin' but a bang piece
Bloviate is closely associated with U.S. President Warren G. Harding, who used it frequently and who was known for long, windy speeches. H.L. Mencken said of him, "He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."
After five years as president and thirty years as a political figure, this colossal oaf is still unable to discipline his urge to bloviate.
A shit so immense that a single flush is insufficient to fully clear the bowl, therefore requiring one to flush the toilet twice.
A crap so massive that it requires two flushes to cleanse the throne.
Whew! That double flusher wore me out! Red beans and rice do it to me every time.
Being or seeming to be everywhere at the same time.
I can't get a date anymore because my stalker ex-girlfriend is always popping up like an ubiquitous psycho.
Someone you have casual sex with, but have absolutely no respect for.
"What's up with you and Pamela?"
"That bitch? She's nothin' but a bang piece."