Morgan Witt's definitions

Mcsad

a sensation in which one feels both angry and depressed at the same time.

a combination of the words "sad" and "mad..." and there's a little bit of McDonald's in there, too.

"Hey Morgan, what's up?"
"Nothing much, Whitney, I'm just really McSad right now... piss off."

by Morgan Witt April 19, 2006

Evergreen

A condition stemming from profuse marijuana use. Equivalent to a marijuana "hangover." Also referred to as "the Coniferous Disease"

We smoked a zone last night, and this morning I had a severe case of evergreen.

Tito: "I GOT THAT CONIFEROUS DISEASE!"

by Morgan Witt January 14, 2008

straight trippin

Your not getting straight to the point; Telling lies;

When you said that I haven't paid my child support, you were straight up trippin'!

by Morgan Witt September 13, 2003

cat slap

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment

My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....

by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023