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1 definition by Misery gluts

 
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Cognitive Dissonance- Wildy Subjective though assumed Objective perception of a paradigm/statement/area of thought/event believed to be of questionable intent/plausablity and/or truthfullness and sense.

esp. used by the American liberal left when encountering something they disagree with or anything which does not reinforce their cosy ideology without ambiguity and/or ambivelance.

Of course it is believed true that the aural perception and identification of cognitive dissonance is identical on all possible fronts and viewpoints and corresponds (with knowing infallability) between the listener and whichever poltical/cultural hack has taken to the soapbox at any given time.
"So it looks like Obama really was'nt the savior of mankind after all and is actually a bit of an arrogant pillock"

"Surely that can't be true, he's a Democrat, he's America's first black President, Reverend Jesse James cried tears of joy on national T.V at his inauguration for christ sake! I must say I'm getting lot of cognitive dissonance right now"

"Well I assure you it is harmonically correct to more than a select few of musically trained ears, and please, stop calling me shirley!"
by Misery gluts December 30, 2011
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