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Jock Martin is a student in a Canadian high school, who really needs a shower. He rarely comes out for sun light and spends long hours dwelling in his basement fapping to loli in his bed full of garbage.
*Fap fap fap*
Oh shit, it's Jock Martin, again!
by Mike Senesshen December 15, 2007

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