When a sober
guy hunts down an intoxicated
female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence
himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister
will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.
Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.