1 definition by Michael Crockett

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A name for a person who completely and utterly fails to accomplish a set task, a n00b.
Bob: Damnit, Jack, I told you to bring the booze!
Jack: Aw, sorry, dude, I was too busy bating.
Bob: You're such a cheez-it. Why do I hang out with you?
by Michael Crockett January 28, 2008

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