Merrily McCarthy's definitions

Umpa-Lumpa

A short fat person or woman that no one likes primarily because she is always vindictive and evil and mean.

Watch out, here comes Umpa-Lumpa!

by Merrily McCarthy July 19, 2003

shalwar kameez

shirt he wore came to me easy

Upon his lithe and war mongering body he wore a slighty dusty shalwar kameezmade of the coarsest alpaca and camel hair, woven tight to keep out the sand and the moody night winds.

by Merrily McCarthy September 15, 2003

Saddam Hussein

I am a sad man that has been dammed and I am the only one who is sane.

When you hear me speak you will know I am Saddam Hussein!

by Merrily McCarthy July 17, 2003

witches brew

Witches brew is a family term for coffee. The stronger the coffee, the more it deserved the name of "witches brew". I think it got this name from the strong flavor of the coffee and the busy behaviour of people who drink too much coffee.

Mother laughed as she poured the hot liquid she called "witches brew" from the coffee pot into the porcelain mug. "Here", she said, offering me a cup of her famous witches brew.

by Merrily McCarthy July 19, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

The breakdown to this is the expressor to the expressee: shizzle my nizzo! This means putting action upon any object. Shizzle is the verb and Nizzo is the object of the verb. The expressor is asking the expressee to "do something to something"! Whatever it is and to what is up for purely speculative interpretation and depends on the linguistic conditions and the situational environment of the moment.

Lord girlfriend, I haven't seen you for so long. Come over here and "shizzle my nizzo"!

by Merrily McCarthy September 15, 2003

knucklehead

A dunce. A dummy. A very stubborn person or animal.

I told him how to do it, but he would not listen, the knucklehead!

by Merrily McCarthy July 17, 2003