C.I.M.D.A.S (pronounced "Sim-Daas") is an Acronym that
derived from southwest Ohio in 2010 after
a lazy encounter with
a Facebook status update
... it is mainly used to define
the comfortable state of relaxing in one's undergarments while still partaking in normal every day activities. It literally
means to "Chill(in') In My Drawers and Socks". Typically this action will follow immediately after
returning from a long days of work, or after
a lengthy sexual encounter. The acronym was created when one exceptionally bright young
man decided it was more efficient to type six letters with
one finger to update
his facebook status instead of getting up from his laying down position and putting his turkey club down to use two.Some
registered activities that
have been logged during
an official C.I.M.D.A.S period (so far) are: watching Cable Television, eating doritos and/or KC Masterpiece Ridged Ruffles, fishing, playing
the keyboard/piano, talking on the phone, mowing the lawn, wrenching in the garage, taking an online exam, chess games, washing the bike
or automobile, receiving cunnilingus while using
a laptop, Playing
Halo/Black Ops while giving
cunnilingus, Making a Ceasar Salad, Engaging in Anal with
Undergarment Variants Include (and are not limited to):
Bra & Socks \\ C.I.M.B.A.S.
Bra & Panties \\ C.I.M.B.A.P.
(preferebely non-matching) \\ C.I.M.S.O.
---Man 1--- Where
are you going
after Party in the Park? We're going
to go Ride, you down?...
---Man 2--- Naw, I'm good. I'm heading to the crib to Halo and C.I.M.D.A.S.
---Woman 1--- Hey! Tasha... where
---Woman 2--- Oh, I sent him home after I got my C.I.M.B.O. sex combo on. Black Ops?
---Man 1--- What's up?
---Man 2--- C.I.M.D.A.S. You?