1 definition by Master of Knowledge
Also known as: F.U.P.A (fat upper pubic area) But this version is NASTIER... Corn Beetus is a fat upper pubic area full of celluite .... nasty chuncky fat (also may be plagued by lesions and boils)
Beware you may loose your eye site if you look directly at one...
House bound 400 pound lady eating chicken on her couch... pubic area hidden under her "corn beetus"
by Master of Knowledge Jul 20, 2012 add a video