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7 definitions by Markyharry

 
1.
n. A shag, fuck, intercourse. Most common in northern UK, especially since "Rita, Sue and Bob too".
"Reet, yer fancy a jump?"
by markyharry February 09, 2005
 
2.
Constable, slang for policeman, pig, rozzer and so on. Can be said to a policeman without them knowing.
Good Evening, Cunt Stubble.
What seems to be the problem?
by Markyharry June 29, 2005
 
3.
n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.
- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.
by markyharry April 18, 2005
 
4.
To pimp out, change or improve on - as said by the mentally stagnant Tim Westwood on Pimp My Ride UK:
We pimped a granny's ride,
we flipped a granny's bus.
by markyharry March 16, 2007
 
5.
One who wears old man chic; grandpa fashions that are slowly working their way into the male wardrobe. e.g. cardigans, flat caps, thick rimmed specs, plaid and tweed.
- I just bought some new slippers and a cardy.
- You're a right gransvestite now, all you need is a pipe.
by markyharry February 20, 2006
 
6.
Made famous in the mid-nineties in Somerset. A literal definition would be "isn't it just?", "yes, that's right" or "I agree".

Never really caught on but worth documenting in case lost forever.
- Wells carnival was a jolly affair.
- I know, 'bout that.

- See you at the bandstand?
- 'Bout that.
by markyharry May 22, 2008
 
7.
vaguely gruesome, yet scarily accurate term for VAGINA, mige, muff and so on.
Mate, she had one hairy axe gash.
by markyharry December 10, 2004