1 definition by Marco ballz

Top Definition
A sex act that is do be done at a beach, not nessacrily Revere beach. After spending hours in the water naked allowing the salt water to get up in you. You and your other douche bag dude guy meat head friend get head from some equally worthless douche bag hoe. After you both blow your load in her mouth your buddy shoves the womens face in between your ass cheeks and shakes her violently until she throws up her own mouth with the cum still in it and the smell of salty polluted water and dirty open ass on hot summer day stench all over her face.
Whoa can you belive how long we had to shake her head to make her puke. I think she really enjoyed the Revere Cum Rattle.
by Marco ballz February 20, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt