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Definitions by Marc Suckerburg

Instagram Pretty 

The phenomenon where mediocre to slightly unsightly girls’ physical appearances benefit in photo form from Instagram filters.
Matthew: Yo, so what does that girl you hooked up with look like?

Mark: Ehh. She's ok, well Instagram Pretty.

Luke: So on Facebook, she's a 7 but in real-life actually a 4?

John: Yeah bruh!