n) a mammal formed by either creation
or by evolution to keep the unrenewable resource of animal-based saliva
in good supply. llamas breed
by exchanging saliva
and casual glances. homosexuality is rife
among llamas, as is confusion, as is a drop in their population. hug a llama today, from the back is safer.
"hey billy, why don't you go hug a llama?"
"i already have a girlfriend!!"
"oh, but they need your help
- they are dying out you see..."