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They are an extremely shit deathcore (if not then they're just plain 'core, which still makes them suck) band from teh Brit place. They're a knock-off of every other deathcore band to make music before them. The only talent in the band is their drummer (hope you make it out alive) because blasting is hard for the normal person to do.
They're mostly know more for their image than the actual music which is a MASSIVE stereotype of those in a deathcore band. Around 81% of their fan base is composed of fan-girls who don't listen to the music and more about Oli Sykes, their 'singer'. And no-one know about anyone else in the band. He screams like shit and it will pierce your ear-drums if he ever dares pig squeal. Those poser fake scene sluts call him 'hot', but 92% oof that come from the hair.

Oh and they suck live. OLI USES VOCAL ENHANCERS.
*Two metalheads meet on the street and are start talking*
MH 1: Yeah, so what bands do you like?
MH 2: Oh, I like Death, Morbid Angel. Y'know, old-school death metal.
*16-year-old scene girl comes from nowhere*
Scene: OMG YOU FORGOT ABOUT BRING ME THE HORIZON. THEY'RE THE MOST BESTEST BAND EVAR!!!!!!!! AND OLI IS SOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!
MH 1: Fuck off, they're shit.
Scene: OMG YOU JUST MOCKED THEM. YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON A LOT YOU FAKE METAL PEOPLE!!!
*Scene chick walks off*
*MH 2: God, I am so pissed off at this madness
MH 1: Let's end it. Tonight.
*Metalheads 1 & 2 find Oli Sykes asleep with his head in a garbage can and a banana peel in his mouth. Metalhead 1 pulls out a hair shaver*
*Four days later, Metalheads 1 & 2 are menacingly watching TV and a news report comes up*
TV Reporter: Today there have been a mass amount of scene kids crying on the streets and killing themselves, saying that their idol "isn't hot anymore".
*Picture of Oli Sykes bald is shown*
Random scene: My life is over. BMTH suck.
*Metalheads around the world rejoice as the last scene kids kills herself*
by Man with a gun March 06, 2009
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