3 definitions by Madame Zelda

(oxymoron)
A place where (poor or minority) pregnant teenagers can get an abortion without their parents' permission.

See also: Rockefeller Group, Council on Foreign Relations, Trilateral Commission, Bildebergers
by Madame Zelda November 07, 2003
Consumed a large portion of drugs and/or alcohol in a short period of time
Damn he straight up deaded that 40, yo
by Madame Zelda July 20, 2005
Possessing something uncommon. Usually something good like morals, self-assurance or leadership skill, but can also be something bad like a disease.

Being HIV positive does NOT always lead to AIDS.

RH-positive blood is a genetic mutation.
In order to make it nowadays you gotta think positive!

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Optimist: This is the perfect outfit for your date.
Pessimist: WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU POSITIVE THAT IT WILL WORK ??!
Optimist: Why of course, would I lie to you? :-)

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Doctor: You're positive, that means you should start taking AIDS medicine right away.
Patient: You can shove that AIDS medicine up jer ass !
by Madame Zelda July 08, 2005

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