A Pirate take on the Surprise Sex
sexual move where "ya slide outta the mists like a ship at night, ya come along side her as she slumbers, then ya lay into her with cannons blazing guns firing and before she has time to react, ya disappear back into the night from whence ya came".
"Arrr. When i got home me wench was asleep on the couch, so i invisible pirate
d her and was out of harms way before she could bring about her long guns."