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1 definition by M. Cullinane

A multitude of meanings
1. a penis.
2. a person drunk or otherwise idiotically ridiculous
3. An asshole, creep, fuckwad, dipshit, mother-fucker, or ass-wipe, but always a undisputable cork langer.

Multiple uses of the word include Langer-dan, Lang-ball, and my-friend-steven-the-langer.
1. He whipped out his langer.
2. She was absolutly langers.
3. Mick McCarthy is a langer.

That langer slept with my girlfriend.
What langer-dan didn't know was that she had ghonnaria.
by M. Cullinane November 23, 2005