Uneducated man: He, have taken enough pitchers?

Me: What are pitchers?

Uneducated man: You know, I take your pitcher, dumb ass.

Uneducated man: Dumb ass?!? Well, the word is P-I-C-T-U-R-E-S not pitchers. How about you tell your parents cousins aren't meant to reproduce with each other for a reason!