LoL muffin man's definitions

Chicken

A black man's best friend.

I love my chicken!

by LoL muffin man December 30, 2009

Vagina depression

When a vagina hasn't been used in a very long time, it turns a greyish-purple color, shrivels up and tends to fall off if not treated with at least ten cans of bounce dat ass immediately.

girl: "Oh my god, I have vagina depression!"

guy: "Hurry, I have ten cans of bounce dat ass on me.

girl: "Really, where?

guy: "On the south pole!"

by LoL muffin man January 1, 2010

Vagina Neck

When an obese person has fat around their chin, it will crease and look like vagina lips.

Did you see that guy? He had a vagina neck!

by LoL muffin man January 2, 2010