After chaining your broad to the toilet, feed her a laxative, and wait. While waiting shave her head. Then superglue the hair to her body in "Wookie like" patterns. Then unchain her and give her anal love, then catch the diarrhea in a fish bowl, and feed it to her. Then continue on with the anal love until she goes "grrrrllll"
I woke up bold and my ass was aching. I realized I had been subjected to a Chewbacca.