1 definition by Lesbian Nascar

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Lesbian Nascar. A "sport" for the disillusioned 20-45 year old girl that believes engaging in an activity for ironical purposes somehow endows the participant with a sense of actual dedication or work by being pushed around on eight wheels and hurled around left turns in a fad that was mocked as early as the 1970s. Participants of this activity usually include obese females that engage in homoeroticism, binge drinking, gender confusion, and/or college bandwagoning.
Why is roller derby so popular with fans of Pabst Blue Ribbon? Because watching Clarissa Explains It All isn't entertaining unless you are piss-drunk on cheap beer.
by Lesbian Nascar December 20, 2012

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