A Jacob is a person
that has intercourse with random objects. The ones that he enjoys most are shoes, blenders and wardrobes. Although Jacobs may deny it, they are indian. You can tell this from the dot above his head. He gets erections only when
he sees a milf. On special
occasions, he inserts moose antlers into his rectal zone.
Steven: Oh look it's Jacob!
Mitchell: Ok. I had better
not let him see my mum. He might get a boner.
Steven: Yeah good idea. I had better
put this moose somewhere where he cannot
Jacob: Did somebody say "moose"?