1 definition by LeBastard

Top Definition
To schoff is to act like a supreme backstabbing dickhead to every human being in a workplace while pretending to be a laidback and ordinary human being.
Noun:
He acted like a total schoff to his colleagues/friends.

Verb:
My friend at work kept schoffing his workmates. He's now the CEO.
by LeBastard January 05, 2009

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