A suburban South Jersey school with 7-12th grade education in Woodbury Heights. The four main towns that send their kids are Woodbury Heights, Wenonah, Westville, and National Park but the new School of Choice program receives students from out of district.
We are the Home of the Gators with the best football team in all of South Jersey with our 0-Terrible record. The Marching Band/Color Guard has more State Champ titles than the Football program could ever dream of. Our Boys Soccer team is consistently undefeated but everyone knows that they’re blonde homosexuals except resident wannabe rapper #CharlieBlaze. Our other teams are okay except for Basketball which consists of our deadbeat football team.
The Drama Department is split by the Fall Play and the Spring Musical. Both programs range from mediocre to excellent depending on the year. The Choir and Band are okay and Madrigals is good. Our TV/AV club (tries) does the morning announcements. The kids are fine but in recent years it’s become the Island of Misfit Toys.
Most students are white middle-class “gangstas”. There's a small amount of black and Asian kids. There's a decent amount of ‘scenesters’ in the younger grades. Due to the popularity of one band Breaking Tradition, there's an uprising of lower quality garage bands aka Unrelated Issues. Half of the school smokes weed and an even more are alcoholics. The lower the grade is the higher the concentration of yoga pants that flood the hall.
Overall, it's okay.
Out of District Kid: Damn, the game is already 45-7, 10 minutes into the first quarter. Who are these losers?
Other Out of District Kid: That's Gateway Regional High School. Their football team sucks ass.