V. To destroy in an angry and reckless manner, usually the result of excessive alcohol consumption.
"My buddy polished off a 40 of Jack Daniels
and heffelfingered the dash of my car lastnight, fuck that guy"
"I heffelfingered my truck around a pole this morning"
"You see that guy rage and heffelfinger that paper towel dispenser in the bathroom? that shit was intense!"
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