You goto Rio De Janeiro and party like a rock star for a few weeks. When you set foot back to America, the women are just not the same. Being used to hot super model like women from Rio, American women are plainly put in one word, Fat and Ugly.
I'm in Hollywood club:
Fat American- "What is wrong?"
Me- Pondering my thoughts on why I came back to America??
Fat American- "Hello, Hello???"
Me- I'm soo depressed, look at these fat chicks everywhere. They are clueless.