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4 definitions by Kyle Mead

 
1.
The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"
Kyle was in a helluva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.
by Kyle Mead August 04, 2006
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2.
To give a person a typical swirlie, but instead of in a toilet, dunk them into a snow bank.
Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you can run your mouth. If you don't shut up Uncle Matt and I will be giving you a Michigan Swirlie.
by Kyle Mead January 08, 2010
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3.
Anything that is 1/4 of normal size but looks identical to the origional sized item.
The One Quart jugs of milk that look identical to the full size One gallon sized jugs.

'Look! They've got STUBLIKANS!' (while pointing at miniature chocolate milk jug)
by Kyle Mead May 09, 2008
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4.
The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a washcloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"
Kyle was in a helluva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.
by Kyle Mead August 06, 2006
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