Queef ('kweef) n. a sexual activity in which the female genitalia release a (pfffffphpfff) wet vibrating lip noise, referred to as a vaginal fart or vart. can occur during intercourse (shunting the sidings, berrying the bone, parking the pink buss, slamming the lamb, etc!), cunnilingus (it is recomended that u DO NOT queef during oral), and digit* manipulation (fingering/masterbation), *digit can be replaced with: cucumber, dildo, vibrator, candles, coke cans, or other household/industrial objects (up to and including a jackhammer)
"I love the smell of Queef in the morning" (A vietnam war film (1979))
"when i was tickling my ladys fair pink in the castle courtyard, she did Queef it a most desperate and shrill manner" King Henri VIII about anne bowling.
"my girlfriend loves to Queef on demand"
"my girlfriend loves to queef with a ping pong ball in her snatch"