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The first inhabitants of Australia before the Europeans. They were not a civilization as they lacked the intellectual ability or intelligence to create a community larger than a tribe. Their culture was/is very primitive as they never evolved from Stone Age technology. Prior to European settlement, Australian Aboriginals lived a nomadic lifestyle across all terrains of Australia. Their religious theories are somewhat ludacris and generally consist of impossible theories that even the most basic of science proves an impossibilty. Now that Europeans have successfully established a first world country currently known as Australia, Aboriginals complain about thier "stolen" and "lost" culture and lifestyle yet insist on enjoying the benefits of white mans technology/lifestyle. They are pacified by the Government with extremely generous payment benefits. Their current lifestyle sees them living in extreme squalor despite thier non-deserved payment income. Income dole is usually used to purchase alcohol and narcotics. Usually industrial and household chemicals are used in substitute for genuine narcotics. They in a metaphoric term, they are a cancer to the Australian people.
Outside a shop
Aboriginal: Aye brudder you godda schmoke or a dollar? I need a few a dollar to feed me 12 kids aye.
Man: Yeah heres a few dollars get out of my way
Aboriginal: Urghghgh errr
*later man sees his generously donated currency being currently used by the aboriginal to purchase cheap alcoholic beverages*
by Kid THeory June 22, 2006

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