When a series of things so awesomely Pittsburgh related occur at the same time and/or in the same location, causing an emotional and physical excitement characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals.
I was sitting in Primanti
Brothers drinking some Iron City
with Donnie Iris when WDVE started playing The Clarks
right after they finished interviewing Jerome Bettis
about how he and Mario Lemieux
convinced Bob Nutting to sell the Pirates to Bill Mazeroski... I Burghasmed all over myself.